Here's my weekend assignment:
They say here lies Cat
She died where she sat
'Puterin' with a smoke in hand
She was readin' email
(loadin slow as a snail)
from friends here in J-Land
When all at once
I heard nothing but grunts
I ran in to see what was wrong
I came to find
she'd lost her mind
Guess dial up does take too long!
Extra Credit: I'm doing my brother, Charlie
There lies my brother, Charlie
He wrecked on his Harley
Took a turn too fast
He just couldn't get past
Losing that can of Beef with Barley.
It's our favorite soup, too!
Epitaphs completed.
Cat
I had this in a nice format of three verses (on mine).. but AOL is being stubborn tonight....
5 comments:
good one cat..guess i need to do mine when i feel better!
Stacy
OMG....You can DIE from "dial up"....I think Hubby is trying to kill me because he refuse to get me cable!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loved the concept....believed it! LOL
Oh, I LOVE those, Cat!! LOL! I must take a crack at the assignment. Been putting it off. You inspired me! Great job!
http://journals.aol.com/valphish/ValsThoughts
Ahhh yes the slowwwwww and ever so painful death of dial-up. Put a puter on my stone and leave me all alone. Wonderful effort, quite the bard. Put me to shame but all the same please come join the fun and see what I'VE done. wamrest regards.
http://journals.aol.com/madmanadhd/ConfessionsofaMadmanInsightsinto/entries/619
LOL Those were fun to read :)
~Sooz
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