Monday, July 25, 2005

'Food' for thought...

Ah, yes.......  

Something to make my peeps think  ;)  

 

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.


In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.



In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.


Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.  

My friend, Mel(ody), sent this to me.  Now, aren't you happy that you know, too?    NOT!  

So, have a good night.....          

      ...and wash your damn hands!  

Cat

13 comments:

pixiedustnme said...

Ew - thanx ever SO much for sharing :-)

billandnae said...

Oh yeah?  Bill's a plumber, does most of his jobs in the city, he's probably come in contact with all of that, in one day.  

And I sleep with him...

mum24boyz said...

eeewwwww....gee, thanks for the info...lol! Robyn :)

redbaranjj said...

And people wonder why I wash my hands like crazy and carry sanitizer with me where ever I go!!  GROSS!!  And another reason why we don't go to the public pool either.  Josh got really sick and ended up in the ER once after a day at the pool...that was enough for us.  Now it's just kiddie pools in the back yard.  ;)  
Thanks for the info...I think!  
*hugs*

louie0768 said...

That is just not something I needed to know. The one about swallowing bugs, well that doesn't bother me much, it's meat right? Sorry to offend any vegitarians out there but that is just the easiest of all of the nice facts to swallow, no pun intended. :)

djzgirl71 said...

OMG now that was just sick and wrong...but I like useless info like that!

Stacy

missboogerhead said...

Man, are you trying to make me an agoraphobic?  I'm never leaving the house again!  :-)
~Miss O

emeraldcalf said...

12 penises a day? I need to get out more...

And more women masterbated then men? Interesting....

Oh wait, I just got it..LMAO

~Heather

sarajanesmiles said...

There are more women masturbating than men?
Or do men just remember to wash their hands more often, I can't believe that!
Maybe just more women are shaking hands these days!
I'm never leaving my house, eating take aways or shaking hands with anyone, ever again ;o)
Sara   x

quartrlyfecrysis said...

Ewww!  I need to go wash my hands....ewww!  especially since there's no sink next to my keyboard and I know what's been on there....EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
damn tainted door handles ;)
xoxo~Bernie

st0rmwhispers said...

15 penises?!?  Really????

Suddenly I am feeling better about life : )

gaboatman said...

Aw, Cat!  Thanks for sharing this much needed info with us, LOL!  I really think I would have liked being kept in the dark on this one.  LMAO!
Sam

onecrazymomto5 said...

EEEEWWWWWW!!!  I had to wash my hands before I typed this comment!!
Colleen