Thursday, January 5, 2006

Funny ha ha....

I'm sure some have seen these before.  But, I had to put them in here... I needed a laugh today :)  

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and  one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller.  She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom 
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.  "Please 
don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:  "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married.  How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.  His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked:  "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?

The Sermon that will never be forgotten.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward  heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust."  He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient girl (who was listening!) Leaned over to her mom and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
 

Did you laugh?  Maybe this will do it:  

If big breasted women work at Hooters.....  

Picture from Hometown

Then where do one legged women work?  

 

You ready?

Sure?

Did you guess?  

 

Here:

 Picture from Hometown  

Yeah, I know.... kind of cruel.... but I know you chuckled  ;)  

Have a good one, people....  

Cat

9 comments:

onecrazymomto5 said...

Definite chuckle on that last one!  HEHE don't tell!!

I had never heard those before and they were very cute!!

Hugs,
Colleen

randlprysock said...

Okay, you made me smile.  Lol!  Hugs,
Lisa : )

sarajanesmiles said...

Lol, I hadn't seen any of these before, I'm still giggling at the but dust thing ;o)
So funny!!
Sara   x

quartrlyfecrysis said...

HAHA!  

i don't think i've heard most of them.  funny isht kitty ;)

~*xoxoxo*~
 ~Bernie

madebynae said...

Funny sheet!

mum24boyz said...

yes, I am LMAO!! I love the butt dust one...lol!!

Robyn :)

Http://journals.aol.com/mum24boyz/mum24boyzhouse/

nighterror5 said...

rofl.. Gotta love the kids and what comes out of those little mouths of theirs.. nice jokes there Cat, love'em.. I needed that laugh too, thanks =)

Love,
Theresa

otto9613944 said...

cat baby, this is the best entry i have ever read. i laughed out loud and that usually only happens when i am in the shower. ihop, you kill me.....

have a great sunday, smile.....

dave

perkysgrl said...

Omg Cat...

Thanks for these... I needed the laughs :)

I especially like the one about checking the undies for the age!!

Hugs,
~Jenn~