Friday, October 14, 2005

Some thoughts from email...

Games for when we are older.... or now....

1.  Sag!  You're it.

2. Hide and go pee.

3. 20 questions shouted into your 'good' ear.

4. Kick the bucket.....


5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.


6. Musical recliners.


7. Simon says something incoherent.


8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

OLD IS WHEN

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3.  Getting a little action means, " I don't need fiber today."

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the weekend.....


I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But, most of all, remember:

A friend is like a good bra:  Hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart!

 

Kitty~

12 comments:

perkysgrl said...

Thanks for the smile

:)

~Jenn~

quartrlyfecrysis said...

Hide and go pee!  LMAO, I know that game ;)~

funny isht~
           ~*XOXOXO*~
                 ~Bernie

onecrazymomto5 said...

Hilarious!!!
Colleen

billandnae said...

Sag your it, I can so relate.

justaname4me2 said...

Oh my LOL. Ok, those got my smile and laughter moving this morning! Too funny and well, too true? Ekk, I hope not.
Rebecca

emeraldcalf said...

Those are freakin' hilarious!!

~Heather

redbaranjj said...

LOL!!  I love it!!  

*hugs*

nighterror5 said...

LOL Too damn funny!! Love it!

Love,
Theresa

delela1 said...

Ah yes...could also be called 'The Wisdom of the Ages'.  If we were all under 30 we wouldn't get those jokes.  :)  Dona

visionarydiva1 said...

Gurl I love this entry. I am in tears laughing at the one about exercising. Thanks for the laugh I needed that.

Amy
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loveladylisa1 said...

this entry about the games to play when older (i'm half way there now) is hilarious!
Lisa

thelovetrain said...


Laughs... Love them, Kitty.

... Good, fun entry. [:)]

~Hugs, Brian @---->---

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