Friday, October 14, 2005

Some thoughts from email...

Games for when we are older.... or now....

1.  Sag!  You're it.

2. Hide and go pee.

3. 20 questions shouted into your 'good' ear.

4. Kick the bucket.....


5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.


6. Musical recliners.


7. Simon says something incoherent.


8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

OLD IS WHEN

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3.  Getting a little action means, " I don't need fiber today."

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the weekend.....


I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But, most of all, remember:

A friend is like a good bra:  Hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart!

 

Kitty~

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the smile

:)

~Jenn~

Anonymous said...

Hide and go pee!  LMAO, I know that game ;)~

funny isht~
           ~*XOXOXO*~
                 ~Bernie

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!
Colleen

Anonymous said...

Sag your it, I can so relate.

Anonymous said...

Oh my LOL. Ok, those got my smile and laughter moving this morning! Too funny and well, too true? Ekk, I hope not.
Rebecca

Anonymous said...

Those are freakin' hilarious!!

~Heather

Anonymous said...

LOL!!  I love it!!  

*hugs*

Anonymous said...

LOL Too damn funny!! Love it!

Love,
Theresa

Anonymous said...

Ah yes...could also be called 'The Wisdom of the Ages'.  If we were all under 30 we wouldn't get those jokes.  :)  Dona

Anonymous said...

Gurl I love this entry. I am in tears laughing at the one about exercising. Thanks for the laugh I needed that.

Amy
http://journals.aol.com/visionarydiva1/AVisionaryDiva/

Anonymous said...

this entry about the games to play when older (i'm half way there now) is hilarious!
Lisa

Anonymous said...


Laughs... Love them, Kitty.

... Good, fun entry. [:)]

~Hugs, Brian @---->---

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