Thursday, May 12, 2005

Some dog humor from Ms. Kitty :)

"How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"

Picture from HometownGolden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Picture from HometownBorder Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 

Picture from HometownDachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

 

 

Picture from HometownRottweiler: Make me.

 

Picture from HometownBoxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

 

Picture from HometownLab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

 

 

Picture from HometownGerman Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

 

Picture from HometownJack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

 

Picture from HometownOld English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

 

Picture from HometownCocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in  the dark.

 

 

Picture from HometownChihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

 

Picture from HometownPointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

 

Picture from HometownGreyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

 

Picture from HometownAustralian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

 

Picture from HometownPoodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

Picture from Hometown"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"  

:)  

Cat

PS~sorry, the pictures weren't working the first time :)

7 comments:

djzgirl71 said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Stacy

redbaranjj said...

LOL...good one.  I have a Lab...and that would sound just like him...if he could talk...lol.
*hugs*

vernae69 said...

Bill's a german shepard, I'm a poodle...and I have the hair to back that up!

hestiahomeschool said...

I have greyhounds...they are so lazy and sweet.

quartrlyfecrysis said...

hahahahahaha!  that's cute!  love the pictures too :)
xoxo~Bernie

lilbithvnnhell said...

OMG lol.. I LOVED that!!!
Tammi
http://journals.aol.com/lilbithvnnhell/startingover

perkysgrl said...

LOL Many A Time...
That is too funny...
I should show this to DH,
he'd definetly like it!!
~Jennifer~