Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Lighten up.....

My Dear Human,  

These things have been bugging me for some time.  I just needed to let you know.  Maybe with understanding, we can get along better.  

Love you, anyway,  

Your Dog  

1.   Blaming your farts on me.  Not funny ......not funny at all.

2.   Yelling at me for barking.  I AM A DOG!

3.   How you naively believe that stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.  Have you noticed your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?

4.   Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

5.   Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose..... stop it.

6.   Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet.  Why'd you buy carpet?

7.   Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.  Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered the firm handshake thing yet.

8.   How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  Look, we both know the truth; you're just jealous.

9.   Dog sweaters.  Hello.... have you noticed the fur?

10.  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

11.  When you pick up the poop in the yard.  Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

12.  Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip,' then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

13.  The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  You fooled a dog!  What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


delela1 said...

LMAO!  Thanks for the early morning laugh, Cat.  ~Dona

quartrlyfecrysis said...

HAHAHA, that's funny!


alilcountrycharm said...

Lol. good one ;-)

redbaranjj said...

I LOVE this one...I have one very simular hanging on our wall in the den.  :)

visionarydiva1 said...

ROFLMAO!!! Gurl you are too funnny.