Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Out the mouths of babes....

You just have to go to Val's place and read these......I'll give you a sample:  

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.  
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"


   A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.  

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.  

 "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.   The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"    

  
Go check them out, I promise you'll laugh!  

Cat

4 comments:

perkysgrl said...

Oh My!  Too funny... I'm heading to Val's now to read some more... Could use the laughs!
HUGS,
Jennifer

valphish said...

Glad you liked these, Cat!!

redbaranjj said...

Aww...too cute!!  :o)  LOL!!
*hugs*

st0rmwhispers said...

OMG..this was too funny....You are the 2nd person today to suggest her place....I will check it out as soon as I get through my mountain of alerts